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[licensetocrane]

I assume he's talking about birds, right? Unless there's some other cranes, I mean worlds are different ig

[apuckalypse]

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cranes are birds??

[licensetocrane]

[oh, honey. Of course she has no business being surprised.]

yeah, tall graceful things. I mean they're also machinery best used to squash aliens and evil suits of armor, but that's the other meaning.

[apuckalypse]

[....

what the fuck she just flipped his whole world upside down.]

wow ok some of the stuff he said makes a lot more sense now

[licensetocrane]

[There's a brief pause b/c she's snickering tbh]

should I ask
I mean I can imagine a lot without context
anyway if he ever screws you over pls tell me I will put the fear of O'Neil into him

[She probably already would have but he was such a nervous mess to begin with she couldn't bring herself to. Less of a shovel talk and more of a shovel smack if required.]

[apuckalypse]

oh no I don't think he'd do that sort of thing on purpose

his world i guess doesn't have metal cranes like my world didn't have bird cranes, so we both misunderstood each other, seems like

you're the second person to threaten that though, is that a thing?

[licensetocrane]

it sure is
age old tradition called the shovel talk done by family and close friends
generally means we want you to be happy and we're gonna be big mad if he hurts you
we're not serious about hurting him dw we just wanna make sure he KNOWS

[apuckalypse]

ok so there's not like
actual shovels then? bc that sounds unreasonable

[licensetocrane]

lmao no you're good
or he's good
no shovels involved




unless he REALLY hurts you then no promises

[apuckalypse]

pretty sure we're all safe from that. I think he would rather set himself on fire lol

I'll give myself a shovel talk on his behalf since he doesn't have a whole crowd lining up, and warn him not to worry if he gets any

[licensetocrane]

[How'd the apocalypse churn out such a nice kid, honestly. Them teetles should be proud.]

A good plan. Especially if he has trouble with human humor, yeah? Just tell him it comes from a place of love. [And trolling.]

[apuckalypse]

[They really should be. Absolutely nailed it raising this one.]

I think he'll take it in stride. I can't tell you the number of times he's said that humans are weird and at this point I agree with him

[licensetocrane]

You're one of those humans u know

[apuckalypse]

This may shock you but I am aware

pretty sure I'm one of the extra weird ones

[licensetocrane]

weird is best dw about it
anyway thank u for telling me about hunter I look forward to meeting him
(I won't bite)

[apuckalypse]

no problem. I'm sure he will love and fear you