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[There's a brief pause b/c she's snickering tbh]

should I ask I mean I can imagine a lot without context anyway if he ever screws you over pls tell me I will put the fear of O'Neil into him

[She probably already would have but he was such a nervous mess to begin with she couldn't bring herself to. Less of a shovel talk and more of a shovel smack if required.]

oh no I don't think he'd do that sort of thing on purpose

his world i guess doesn't have metal cranes like my world didn't have bird cranes, so we both misunderstood each other, seems like

you're the second person to threaten that though, is that a thing?

it sure is age old tradition called the shovel talk done by family and close friends generally means we want you to be happy and we're gonna be big mad if he hurts you we're not serious about hurting him dw we just wanna make sure he KNOWS

ok so there's not like
actual shovels then? bc that sounds unreasonable

lmao no you're good or he's good no shovels involved unless he REALLY hurts you then no promises

Edited (oh that was smaller than intended) 2024-01-18 09:53 (UTC)

pretty sure we're all safe from that. I think he would rather set himself on fire lol

I'll give myself a shovel talk on his behalf since he doesn't have a whole crowd lining up, and warn him not to worry if he gets any

[How'd the apocalypse churn out such a nice kid, honestly. Them teetles should be proud.]

A good plan. Especially if he has trouble with human humor, yeah? Just tell him it comes from a place of love. [And trolling.]

[They really should be. Absolutely nailed it raising this one.]

I think he'll take it in stride. I can't tell you the number of times he's said that humans are weird and at this point I agree with him